I'm thirsty

2:30pm Sunday afternoon -somewhere on the highway
2 hours down, 2 hours to go

s:Damn it! We forgot water!
r:Oh, we'll just stop somewhere
s:ok
......
s: where?
r: Tomah
s:Tomah? that's an hour away!?! ...ok
....
s: like a restaurant? Should we go to a diner?
r: no, we need to save money, let's just go to a rest stop
s: right. good idea!
....
s: well, what are we going to get? like a Coke?
r: no, a bottle of water
s: for $1 you'd rather buy water then a coke? Let's get a coke!
r: ok, but Diet Coke
s: Diet Coke? Why are you always drinking that? Think of all that fake
sweetener running thru your veins! You might as well drink the real stuff!
r: Fine, let's just get a water then!
s: why are you wasting money on water! We should just drink it from the fountain then, and save our money if you want water!

r: Fine, we'll get SPARKLING WATER!

s: I DON'T WANT SPARKLING WATER!

r: Fine! We won't get anything! And when I die of dehydration, you'll die too! Because I'm DRIVING!

s: FINE!
(You'll be glad to know, we made it home alive....without stopping once)