3.18.2010
banana hammocks
Allright. That's it. I've had it. A revolution is in order!!!!
The banana hammocks must be stopped!
If you are male over the age of 16 and do not currently compete on a swimming team/work as a male model, you are not allowed to wear a thong on a public beach...particularly white (see thru) and/or leopard print.
It's a matter of decency/common courtesy to those trying desperately not to look in your direction, but for whatever reason....sun glare, a pretty bird, a sail boat, etc.. accidentally happen look in your direction not realizing it and get more than an eyeful. It's something hard to forget, and once you do accidentally notice "something," it's like watching a car crash, it's hard not to look away.
I know you're on vacation and you want to be comfy, particularly if you have a large potbelly hanging over the front of your trunks, but please, as a favor to the rest of the planet, regular trunks of the shorts type variety are very stylish and affordable at the moment and the world will thank you for your modesty.
I appreciate your help in this matter.
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Gratitude day 2
Penny cuddles Working remotely and sleeping right up to 9am after a bad nights sleep A wife who reads instructions allowed while I throw IK...
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Penny cuddles Working remotely and sleeping right up to 9am after a bad nights sleep A wife who reads instructions allowed while I throw IK...
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I am grateful for: coffee music puzzles problem solving skills Hair ties pillows poop bags public trash cans hugs
1 comment:
Boy Rodolfo, you have really let yourself go since I last saw you!!!
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